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		<title>All Roads&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a handful of mini-trips that I’ve been too lazy to describe on the blog… Life in Chile was a constant trip.  (No, Mom, I didn&#8217;t actually take drugs.)  Regardless, shopping and life in Santiago is adventure enough, which is probably why I never made it to San Pedro de Atacama or Mendosa&#8230; In [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=427&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are a handful of mini-trips that I’ve been too lazy to describe on the blog… Life in Chile was a constant <a title="talk it out..." href="http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/Kelly%20tripping%20out%20with%20fish%20Dan%20Goldman.jpg" target="_blank">trip</a>.  (No, Mom, I didn&#8217;t actually take drugs.)  Regardless, shopping and life in Santiago is adventure enough, which is probably why I never made it to San Pedro de Atacama or Mendosa&#8230;</p>
<p>In Chile, you can shop in a huge supermart like <a title="Pic... oooooh...aaaaaahhhh" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Tucuman_Hipermercado_Jumbo_Portal_Tucuman.JPG">JUMBO</a>,  or there are many ferias (&#8220;fairs&#8221;) or vegas, which are marketplaces  with fresh produce, meat, small restaurants, and all sorts of  wonderfulness.  The largest one is <strong><a title="So good." href="http://www.santiagomagazine.cl/index.php/en/food/downtown-yungay-brasil/53-la-vega-central.html"><em>La Vega Central</em></a></strong>&#8230;  if you think you&#8217;ve smelled fish before, think again.  Below is a  lovely picture of crates of fruit in the mercado central, courtesy of  Christy Loftus.</p>
<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/vega2.jpg"><img title="Christy's &quot;Vega&quot;" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/vega2.jpg?w=450&#038;h=600" alt="" width="450" height="600" /></a></p>
<p>Around the corner from la vega central, you can shop at <em><strong>Patronato</strong>, </em>an  area originally turned into a business hub by Arabs but now run by  Koreans&#8230; I&#8217;m sorry, I would try to be more politically correct, but  frankly, these are Chileans we&#8217;re talking about.<em> </em>Anyhow, at the beginning of the 20th century the Arab immigrants transformed an agricultural area into <a title="wiki blurb in Spanish" href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrio_Patronato#Comercio_en_la_actualidad">what it is now</a>&#8211;a center for buying <a title="typical store" href="http://photos.santiagomagazine.cl/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&amp;g2_itemId=3597">cheap clothes</a>, accessories, and food from<a title="Caracoles or &quot;shells&quot; instead of malls" href="http://tu.taconeras.net/files/2009/05/patronato-dos-caracoles.jpg"> small stores</a> and street vendors.  It&#8217;s a fun place to check out, but can be risky in  terms of pickpockets&#8230; so buy a fanny pack, and get on with your life.</p>
<p>Another exciting shipping adventure was the <strong><a title="Great description..." href="http://www.santiagomagazine.cl/index.php/en/living/95-el-persa-bio-bio.html">Persa Biobio</a></strong>.   I had been told to steer clear from this market because I would be  robbed many times before I knew what hit me.  Nevertheless, as being  with a Chilean makes me feel safer and less likely to get duped, Edwin  and I went to buy some used books on the third of July (it&#8217;s tradition  for me to buy used books for Independence Day).  It was a bustle of  everything I can imagine anyone would sell: antiques, toys, books,  clothing, furniture, electronics&#8230; you name it.  Granted, it all seems a  little sketchy&#8230; I would put pictures here, but I don&#8217;t know anyone  that would brave bringing a camera to persa biobio&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pabloscell.jpg"><img title="Dumbest building in Santiago" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pabloscell.jpg?w=450&#038;h=299" alt="" width="450" height="299" /></a></p>
<p>We Tufts kids finally made it to Pablo Neruda&#8217;s Santiago house, <strong><a title="The Pablo Neruda Foundation" href="http://www.fundacionneruda.org/ing/historia_chascona_ingles.htm">La Chascona</a></strong>, named for his third wife, <a title="A portrait of Matilde's two sides..." href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Xb0urBikJAk/S3H7udP5qAI/AAAAAAAACEI/K8APoYJvmxk/s320/Matilde+Urrutia._+Diego+Rivera.JPG">Matilde Urrutia</a>.</p>
<p>Interesting facts about this trip: <strong></strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Chascona</strong>&#8211;Chilean word&#8230; I&#8217;m frequently called &#8216;chascona&#8217; for my <strong>mess of hair</strong>.</li>
<li>Also, Matilde was a redhead with crazy hair and eight years younger than Pablo&#8230; Sound familiar?</li>
<li>The house was built to look like a ship (see picture below)</li>
<li>That hideous building in the background was built to look like a cell phone (see picture above)</li>
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<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/chascona.jpg"><img title="La Chascona" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/chascona.jpg?w=450&#038;h=600" alt="" width="450" height="600" /></a></p>
<p>ON TO DOÑIHUE!</p>
<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/chamanta.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-430" title="Weaving chamantas" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/chamanta.jpg?w=450&#038;h=600" alt="" width="450" height="600" /></a><a title="Sorry, this is in Spanish..." href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do%C3%B1ihue">Doñihue</a> means “the place between eyebrows&#8221; in <a title="wiki's explanation" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapudungun_language">Mapudungun</a>, the language of the indigenous Mapuche (I&#8217;m not sure why), and is famous for its<em> <a title="What?  W???" href="http://etimologias.dechile.net/?chamanto">chamantos</a>, </em>a kind of Chilean poncho, <a title="And then there was pisco... wenk." href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aguardiente#Chile"><em>aguardiente</em></a>, and agricultural economy.  We checked out some of the typical jobs (/tourism/) in the area, like harvesting oysters, making aguardiente, weaving chamantos, baking <a title="usually it's made with LARD" href="http://www.chilean-wine.com/chilean-pan-amasado"><em>pan amasado</em></a> (&#8220;kneaded bread&#8221;), farming aloe plants and eucalyptus &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pan-amasado.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-431" title="pan amasado" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pan-amasado.jpg?w=450&#038;h=337" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></a></p>
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<li>In Coínco, a neighboring comuna, the houses have to be made in the <a title="Adobe, Spanish colonial houses" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Caapucu-casas_coloniales_y_ruta_1.png">Spanish colonial style</a>.  Adobe frequently does not hold up well in <a title="Slideshow of earthquake damage" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeFY8S0Gla4">earthquakes</a>.</li>
<li>We rode up to the <strong>aloe and eucalyptus farms </strong>on horses</li>
<li>It takes six months to make each chamanto, partially because each one needs to be completed by the same person.  Normally the women that make them work out of their houses.</li>
<li><em>Words of wisdom</em>: &#8220;In Chile, there are three things you take with your hand: your empanada, your guitar, and your woman.&#8221;</li>
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<p>Beez! (Ben’s allergic reaction) Honey!  Too soon, obv.</p>
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		<title>How to Spot a Gringa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re reading this right now, there&#8217;s probably at least a fifty percent chance you&#8217;re a gringo.  It&#8217;s a complex term, really, with a different meaning in every country; in fact many gringos don&#8217;t even know they are gringos.  Anyhow, in Chile, it&#8217;s basically anyone who is NOT Chilean&#8230; and sometimes if you look or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=417&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re reading this right now, there&#8217;s probably at least a fifty  percent chance you&#8217;re a <a title="urban dictionary" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gringo">gringo</a>.   It&#8217;s a complex term, really, with a different meaning in every country;  in fact many <a title="wiki  :)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gringo">gringos</a> don&#8217;t even know  they are gringos.  Anyhow, in Chile, it&#8217;s basically anyone who is NOT  Chilean&#8230; and sometimes if you look or act non-Chilean,  you&#8217;ll get  stuck with the label, too.  ¿Cuál es la moraleja?  Be careful, it&#8217;s  contagious.</p>
<p>So how do we protect ourselves?  And how do you know you&#8217;re not <a title="White and Nerdy" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw">already a gringo</a>?   Be informed.  Here&#8217;s how to spot a gringo of the female persuasion&#8230;</p>
<p>Ok,  we’ll start with the most obvious situation: you see <strong>someone who  looks <em>different</em></strong>.  Usually, it’s something obvious, like in  her <a title="Stock Photo" href="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2673926/2/istockphoto_2673926_blonde_hair_and_blue_eyes.jpg"><strong>coloring</strong></a> or <strong>race</strong>.  She has blue eyes, is blonde, is black, is <a title="socks" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6jHQHGwjpgk/S694aRmzTUI/AAAAAAAAAWA/FLGPIKxqKOE/s1600/Caesar%27s_Check_socks_5.jpg">blindingly  white,</a> or looks another specific ethnicity (I remember once I saw a  woman in the airport that looked Irish… and therefore I knew she was  American.)… that’s your starting point usually.  How do you figure out  if this <a title="For example, Megan Fox" href="http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/megan-fox3.jpg">mina</a> is chilena or gringa?</p>
<p>One, if you’re casually walking through <strong>Santiago</strong>, there is probably a <strong> 75% chance </strong>that this person is gringa.  If you’re in La Universidad Católica, <a title="So many blondes" href="http://youlooksghey.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/07s26-blondes-885_j_586981a.jpg">you&#8217;re screwed</a>.  There is an equal probability of it being either.  That’s when  you have to rely on the checklist.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>¡Warning! </strong>No one of these factors is <em>really</em> definitive per se  and can recognize a gringa with its fulfillment.  However, each of these  factors is associated with a probability that represents a significant  variation in the population**</p>
<p>Things to write off right off the bat…</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Sports gear</strong>?  I don’t  think most Chilean chicks would be caught in public dressed like that.   Moreover, if the gear is for a specific sport, it’s even more likely  that it’s a gringa.  Soccer included.  <a title="Gender role socialization?" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_role">Gringas play way more soccer than  Chilenas.</a></li>
<li>Does she make you think: Woah, <strong>she’s tall</strong>.  It’s not a <a title="Victoria?" href="http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/johnny-grand-and-victorias-secret-models-victorias-secret-angles-receive-award-of-excellence-from-honorary-mayor-of-hollywood-QCN9py.jpg">secret</a>;  Chileans (and many Latinoamericanos) are <a title="Chile 5'1&quot; --USA 5'4&quot;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world">shorter</a> than the average  gringo.</li>
<li>Does she look <strong>confused</strong>? (Read: she is staring at some map in  the metro while a sneaky Chilean is reaching into her purse…)</li>
<li>Do you recognize her <strong>brands</strong>?  American brands are usually a  good hint, or rather, the presence of non-gringo brands will probably  steer you away.  If she’s a student and has a backpack with the brands <em>Head,</em> <em>Jansport, </em>or<em> Xtreme</em><em> </em>(or something else you don’t recognize),  she’s probably Chilean.</li>
<li>Does she have <strong>thighs </strong>and/or <a title="oh... bama?" href="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/21/128926671806034911.jpg">junk in the trunk</a>?  Probably not  Chilean.  For some reason, Chileans tend to be petite and to have modest  proportions.  It’s not the first time Chileans break Latino  stereotypes…</li>
<li>Is she wearing <strong>bootcut </strong>or skinny?  Bootcut is a gringa,  especially if they’re nice jeans.</li>
<li>There are just certain <a title="Lword?" href="http://www.mynewhair.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/katherine-moennig-season2.jpg">hairstyles</a> that aren’t that common on Chilean  gals (all of these rules are applied to the generic student  population).  If her hair is all up in a messy bun, for example, that’s a  gringa do.  Short hair, unless she’s clearly associated with a  subculture that supports such a cut, probably indicates a  gringa.</li>
<li>But the final and most telling check I make is: what do  her <strong>shoes</strong> look like?  This has taken a long time to think about.   I remember always getting a definitive answer when I looked at her  shoes, but it was hard to specify.  I mean, the most obvious footwear  that just doesn’t make sense for a Chilean to be wearing is the <a title="Straight flippin copies" href="http://img.sharedmusic.net/files/pics/866/865785/img_1_th.jpg"><strong>flip-flop</strong></a>.   They’re hideous, let’s face it… but gringas, especially some of the  types that end up at la Católica, wear them <em>everywhere</em>.  Chileans  are more likely to wear some ridiculous-looking thong sandal-type thing  that crawls half-way up their calves than flip-flops.  “Regular,”  athletic sneakers are also a no-go.  As are <strong>Uggs</strong>.  They’re gross.  Get  over them.</li>
</ul>
<p>That&#8217;s basically it.  Of course, any of these must be reconsidered if she&#8217;s also making out on the metro while donning a fanny pack, but hey, I do what I can.</p>
<p>**Not actually statistically or scientifically proven.  Kosher/Parve.</p>
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		<title>Ginger Discrimination: Fortis et hospitalis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 05:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends, family, and those who have been carried here by the sacred  winds of facebook stalking<del datetime="2010-06-21T15:56"></del>, the  time has come for me to once again take up a good fight that not long  ago came to rest as an <a title="Angry Kid... do you feel lucky?" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6SwfidmOI4">angry flame</a> upon my pensive brow.<ins datetime="2010-06-21T15:57" cite="mailto:Gabrielle%20Bills"> </ins> Forgive me, friends and  comrades.  I had forgotten, had grown stagnant. But recent events have  brought to light once again this force that stands against me, this  darkness that rears its ugly head and hisses at vibrant life, the  injustice that burns in the chest of anyone who has ever climbed to the  top of the mountain, looked out, and seen how the <a title="Dr. Martin  Luther King Jr. " href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FiCxZKuv8">promised land</a> lies within boundaries of barbs and wires guarded by giants.</p>
<p>Dear loved ones, the time has come to share the story, the suffering,  the <a title="poor Charlie Brown..." href="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw090rsVqv1qz7wfjo1_400.jpg">beauty</a>.</p>
<p>We’re deep, we root people.  We have skin rough and thick, prepared  to guard us against the unforgiving earth.  But that skin holds in it  some of the most powerful, pale fruit you will ever experience.  That’s  why it has happened like this.  A stranger’s stare, a quick joke, a  couple eerily exclusive coincidences&#8211;they rub against that skin, poke  at the husk a bit, and in spite of the indignation we root people carry  on with our knotted and twisted grace.  But it is past words and sticks  and stones; it is more than a question of skin and bones… once you have  cut into the root, we will make our presence known.  A simmering in your  nostrils, a heat in the back of your throat, a tear in your eye… you  may not realize it.  But we’ve arrived.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Ginger</strong></span>:<br />
<a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/GINGER">1 :</a> a  thickened pungent aromatic rhizome that is used as a spice and sometimes  medicinally<br />
<a href="http://http//www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/GINGER">2 : </a>pep,  verve:  the &#8220;ginger&#8221; to work hard<br />
<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginger">3 :</a> A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair.  &#8220;Gingers&#8221; are generally considered to be inferior to their more  melanin-rich brethren, and thus <a title="South Park: episode 9.11" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=33330347">deservingly  discriminated</a> against. Gingers are thought to have<a title="Gingers  have no souls . com" href="http://gingershavenosouls.com/"> no souls.</a> The condition,  &#8220;gingervitis&#8221; is genetic and incurable.</p>
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<p>Maybe it was my Human Rights class that was getting to me, some lofty  ideas that we as a species may reach a place of respect for the dignity  of every person.  Maybe it was because in the absence of the truths I’d  held to be universal so long, naiveté rose to the surface and <a title="Allusion" href="http://www.online-literature.com/dickinson/827/">hope</a> tickled my eyes shut with her feathery reasoning.  I had begun to  believe in some brand of colorblindness.</p>
<p>And then it happened: I was walking away from my house, not even  flinching as that damned golden retriever that always barks ran back and  fourth behind my neighbors’ fence.  “You know, he’s barking at you,”  Edwin told me.  <em>Ha</em>, I thought<em>, how ridiculous</em>.  But eduvin  insisted on proving this to me.  He strolled on by the fence.  No  alarm.  Looks easy enough.  I don’t make it two steps before the dog  goes crazy.  I hide again.  Edwin comes back to my side.  Leaves  rustle.  I show my head—rage confined by an iron fence greets me.  We  try this three times.  Edwin says the dog looks at me, fixated.  <ins datetime="2010-06-21T16:11" cite="mailto:Gabrielle%20Bills"></ins></p>
<p>I will not doubt again.<ins datetime="2010-06-21T16:11" cite="mailto:Gabrielle%20Bills"> </ins>Even if three times doesn’t  constitute statistical significance for an alpha of 0.05.  <ins datetime="2010-06-21T16:11" cite="mailto:Gabrielle%20Bills"></ins></p>
<p>Emily asked me, bewildered in spite of her ample experience with the  demon of ginger discrimination, “How does it know?  Dogs aren’t even  supposed to be able to <a title="Oh, DCTalk" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9c24_lw_24">see in color</a>!”</p>
<p>Which leads us to our main conclusion, friends.  Nobody is  colorblind.  Mother Nature nor any of her children.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Ginger discrimination:</strong></span></p>
<p>The tendency of Earth’s natural laws to seek out those in the human  population with the mutation stated above in order to unfurl the  misfortunes of many on a select few.  The condition is especially  exacerbated when juxtaposed with an individual with divine favor, a  wizard of the 17<sup>th</sup> level, or a universal truth (read: Charles  Skold).</p>
<p>This story has illuminated one flip chip, but we’re talking about the  hardwiring of all the cosmos.  I’ve lived all my life under much the  same circumstance as I live now: with red hair, pale skin, yes, freckles  and an abhorrence for sunlight.  Sure, bad things happened.  All the  time, now that I think of it.  But I’ve always been of optimistic  nature, and I have always taken misfortune to be synonymous with life.   Until coming to this beautiful land of brown eyes and dark hair … and  TCSFRML.</p>
<p>Here, the untold stories of ginger suffering:</p>
<p>You have all likely heard of how the people of Chile incinerate our  honey.  Not Charles’ honey, mine.  Check out <a href="../2009/07/29/the-pelirroja-peligrosa-posts-her-premier-post/">http://gabriellebills.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/the-pelirroja-peligrosa-posts-her-premier-post/</a></p>
<p>That wasn’t the last run-in with officials that left me hiding my  hair for a week afterward.  Later on, when it came time to procure my  Chilean documents, I was detained for significantly longer than my peers  at the PDI.  Granted, that was mostly because the officers found me  attractive, but still.</p>
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<p>And then there were the <a title="Above Cusco" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacsayhuam%C3%A1n">ruins</a>.   Literally, not metaphorically.  Though you can take it as you please…   When Charles A. H. Skold, a commanding young man of over six feet,  chooses to climb rocks, leave trails, or otherwise all but piss on the  common rules of certain historic sites, nothing happens.  But the moment  my head appears over a rocky ledge, I hear a whistle and a demand to  get back at once.</p>
<p>Not convinced?  How about how on a train to Aguas Calientes (the  stopping place before Macchu Pichu) Emily, Charles, and I were all  sitting with our feet up on the seats in front of us.  An official came  by and told me to remove my feet, but the others were not spoken to,  then or for the remainder of the trip.</p>
<p>Or how about the question of service.  On a trip to La Serena with  our program, I was the only one not served food.  In Arica, Chile,  Emily, Chaz, and I received the bill before I had received the tea that I  ordered (my only order).  But Cusco takes the service cake: after  requesting my tea several times, the server returned with two more <a title="non-alcoholic beverage...or &quot;party in your mouth&quot;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl4_xKeTVhI">chichas</a> for  Emily and Charles.  Nothing for me.</p>
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<p>And think: those are several of the stories when there is clearly  someone to blame.  But many the time when everything that can go wrong  does go wrong, and I come to realize that <a title="&quot;If anything  just cannot go wrong, it will anyway&quot;" href="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-laws.html">Murphy</a> probably came from a long line of <a title="so many murphys" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy">Irish gingers</a>.  Moved  to England only to have his surname change from <em>Ó Murchadha</em> to <em>Murphy</em> and his “You are a human worthy of dignity” to “You are a ginger spud.”</p>
<p>Anyhow, discrimination without a face: someone apparently taking a  sledgehammer to my suitcase when I arrived in Boston after a flight in  which the number for my seat was &#8216;XXX&#8217; (good thing I wrapped that pisco  in bags of jam and manjar); Peruvian girls insisting I&#8217;m ugly (beauty is  a <a title="Taboo?" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw">social construct</a>,  speaking of which, pale has been out for a couple hundred years); or  how about when my wallet was stolen the first time I ever carried it in  my purse, the only time I was carrying most of my documents, right after  I had picked up around eighty bucks from the office&#8230;  And then  there&#8217;s <a title="They kill gingers" href="http://vimeo.com/11219730">MIA&#8217;s new music video</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>Friends, there are many other untold stories.  I can only pray that  time will give utterance to our suffering.</p>
<p><a title="W. H. Auden" href="http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-i-could-tell-you/">&#8220;Time  will say nothing but I told you so,<br />
Time only knows the  price we have to pay;<br />
If I could tell you I would let you know.&#8221;</a></p>
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		<title>Medialunas: Sweeter than PETA</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday, April 11th, 2010, I experienced the wonder of the Chilean Rodeo.  I’ll try to keep this short.  Remarkably, there’s not much I can say after five hours of watching the rodeo.  It’s basically the same thing over and over… and over. In the first part of the rodeo, both men and women compete.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=377&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/25365_1325779904757_1238670160_31041500_2443376_n.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-381" title="La Medialuna en   Rancagua" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/25365_1325779904757_1238670160_31041500_2443376_n.jpg?w=450&#038;h=337" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></a>On Sunday, April 11th, 2010, I experienced the wonder of the <a title="Faithful and true--Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_rodeo">Chilean Rodeo</a>.  I’ll try to keep this short.  Remarkably, there’s not much I can say after five hours of watching the rodeo.  It’s basically the same thing over and over… and over.</p>
<p>In the first part of the rodeo, both men and women compete.  It’s really just showing your horse off, making it run this way and that, stopping quickly, doing circles and figure eights.  Competitors, men and women alike, are dressed in traditional <a title="Wikipedia, washito" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huaso">huaso</a> style.  In fact, many of the spectators chose to dress up the event as well.  As I looked out over the medialuna (the stadium that holds the competition, called a “crescent moon” due to its shape) to see hundreds of <a title="Straw hat like in picture above" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupalla">chupallas</a> bobbing in the crowd.  I did wish I had one… I had to apply <a title="So gross." href="http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/0/Acme-Sunscreen--128.jpg">sunscreen</a> numerous times.</p>
<p>Outside of the arena, mote con huesillo stands, restaurants, booths set  up with artisan goods and all the makings of a proper huaso.  Women  walking around in white dresses.</p>
<p>And in the medialuna—two horsemen run a novillo(a three-year-old calf) around a small fenced area to tire it out a little.  The fence is opened, and the horsemen chase the novillo across the medialuna, <a title="Where's the beef?" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3600787880_eb781c480e.jpg">slamming it against the wall</a> strategically to get the most points possible.  The novillo probably falls to the ground, seemingly casually sitting with his legs folded under him, as two men run out to rouse it into rising again—with a pull of the tail and a smack in the face, the novillo is usually back up, unless complications necessitate grabbing its legs and rolling it over.  Back up and running, one horse at its tail, another pushing it at its flank, spittle covering its back as it’s rushed to be <a title="Video... cueca+cow bashing=the spirit of Chile?" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-iVXWn2H0U&amp;feature=related">slammed into two more walls</a> before being led out of the medialuna.  Dozens of huasos stand by and wait their turn in the center of the ring.</p>
<p>I couldn’t get used to it.  I’m no animal rights <a title="I could be if you wanted me to..." href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-01/26/xinsrc_42201022615216842486611.jpg">activist</a>, don’t get me wrong, but I was upset to be there instead of going to church.  Or doing my homework.  Or serving jury duty.  The idea is to have an important cultural experience.  I don’t know if observing the lack of PETA in this country is valuable or not… I exaggerate, maybe.</p>
<p>Regardless&#8230;the Chileans around me were much more entertaining than  whatever was happening in the ring.  (Probably because for four hours of  the five we watched they were ramming cows into walls.)  Vendors  passing and re-passing all day shouting, “Helado! Helaohelaohelao! <a title="popsicles... pineapple and chocolate..." href="http://mikeankel.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/polos.jpg">Piñachocolatehelao</a>!”    or soda, <a title="oh... I'm kidding... jeje..." href="http://files.myopera.com/mrmxo/files/cabrita1.jpg">cabritas</a> (popcorn), peanuts with <a title="Merkén--smoked and seasoned cayenne  pepper" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vbj1bwjiPrE/STlBAYj0FJI/AAAAAAAAAYs/IezgaYFfA3Y/s400/Merken+Mapuche.jpg">merquén</a>…  applause and cheers from the crowd&#8230; laughter as some sort of “clown,”  a black figure covering his face, sneaks through the crowd… a rag doll  body the size of a small child being tossed around the medialuna until  it falls apart… and English conversations from my fellow Tuftsters  (girls’ day out!) about Prince Charming (or in Spanish, el <em>Prícipe  azul</em>) and marriage (not to say that those topics are at all  related).  And that&#8217;s probably why those guys in front of us kept staring&#8230; we are glaringly gringa.<a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/25365_1325779984759_1238670160_31041502_138697_n.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-386" title="Girls' day!  Diversity=gringas" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/25365_1325779984759_1238670160_31041502_138697_n.jpg?w=450&#038;h=337" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s a list of things I would love to tell Chileans: STOP SWEEPING. I just don’t understand.  We wear shoes throughout the house and track dirt everywhere, but you need to make sure the sidewalk outside is all clear?  I’ve always been amazed by this practice.  Slightly more befuddling is when they use hoses instead [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=368&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here’s a list of things I would love to tell Chileans:</p>
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<li><strong>STOP SWEEPING.</strong> I just don’t understand.  We wear shoes  throughout the house and track dirt everywhere, but you need to make  sure the sidewalk outside is all clear?  I’ve always been amazed by this  practice.  Slightly more befuddling is when they use hoses instead of  brooms… now you’re going to waste your time AND spurn conservation  efforts?  <a title="Happens to the best of us." href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/07/chile-fights-critical-air-pollution-in-santiago.php">That’s  just like you </a>, Chile.  (Santiago was put under regulations  according to “environmental pre-emergency” as of Monday.  Because the <a title="Smog?  But it's so beautiful!" href="http://www.julioetchart.com/images/environment/Chile-107.jpg">smog</a> burns my nose.  Among other things, it means that 60% of cars are not  allowed to drive. Xileno?)</li>
<li><strong>Yellow lights</strong>—not a challenge.  You have not failed  yourself as a driver or individual if you do not make a yellow light.  I  should clarify: if you have to <em>stop</em> because the yellow light <em>will  turn red</em>, you actually might be saving someone’s life.</li>
<li><strong>Photocopying</strong> entire books is <a title="Yes.  It's the law." href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_copyright_law">illegal</a> and not normal.  Don&#8217;t act like I&#8217;m a freak for being stressed by your  endless lines of students, stacks of paper, and broken staplers.</li>
<li>It doesn’t make send to ask me what country my <a title="Specific  vocabulary?" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people">Chinese</a> friend is  from.  When I say she’s a “<a title="Not this kind of chinita." href="http://galerias.ojodigital.com/albums/userpics/10002/mariquita01.jpg">chinita</a>,”  I mean she weighs about 90 lbs and lives in China.  Your confusion  makes you <strong>racist</strong>.</li>
<li>Grapes vs. Avocado.  Let me explain something to you: <strong>Grapes  will not make you fat</strong>.  Let me explain something to you: Avocados  have almost twenty times the fat of any<a title="WoooHOooOO!  I don't  drink..." href="http://health.learninginfo.org/grapes.htm"> other fruit</a>.  If  you eat several pounds of grapes everyday, you will gain weight.  But  they are not going to make you fatter than eating a bunch of palta every  day.</li>
<li><strong>The front row will not kill you</strong>.  In class, in church, in  movies&#8230; there is nothing there that is life-threatening.</li>
<li>Actually, Super 8s aren’t that great.  Actually, ají is not  spicy.  Actually, your mantecoso and goat cheese are not strong-tasting.</li>
<li><strong>Just say goodbye</strong>.  One, maybe two of the following are  acceptable to signal the end of a conversation… all are not necessary:   listo-que-estes-bien-gracias-besitos-chauchau-nos-vemos.  Also, you  don’t have to fit them all into one word… or sentence, even.</li>
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<p>Anyhow, that&#8217;s it for now&#8230; I had a revelation recently when my  cellphone randomly chose to be without service for like&#8230; the third  time in a week&#8230; that &#8220;sin servicio&#8221; was a good way to describe living  in a foreign country at times.  The feeling of dependency that you  develop for your cellphone, that connection to your loved ones, a secure  line in case of danger, a versatile resource &#8230; and then to suddenly  not have it there&#8230; without service.  <a title="What am I supposed to  do without my cellphone??" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKEyFnYa6tg">Yup</a>.</p>
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		<title>Too Good for a Fist of Five</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 21:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate la Semana Santa ( they actually care about Easter here, even though they call it Passover (FAIL)), I headed north with five friends from Oasis to camp in the Valle del Elqui.  (Last time I traveled up here, we stayed in la Serena and Vicuña,  watched stars from some epic observatory, toured the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=352&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To celebrate la <a title="Catholic Encyclopedia, just to spite Wiki" href="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07435a.htm">Semana Santa</a> ( they actually care about Easter here, even though they call it <a title="... they call Christmas Passover, too." href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascua">Passover</a> (<a title="Santa Claus ≠ old passover man... that's Moses." href="http://www.viejitopascuero.net/">FAIL</a>)), I headed north with five friends from Oasis to camp in the Valle del Elqui.  (Last time I traveled up here, we stayed in la Serena and Vicuña,  watched stars from some epic observatory, toured the Gabriela Mistral pisco distillery, and swam in the Pacific,  but I decided not to blog about it sorrrryyyy!).  But you know me, I never give up an opportunity to stay in a town named for a <a title="PISCO IS FROM CHILE &gt;:0" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisco">highly alcoholic beverage</a>.<a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/15312_1402695503831_1125630102_31224401_5013950_n.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-360" title="So I'll cherish the old rugged cross..." src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/15312_1402695503831_1125630102_31224401_5013950_n.jpg?w=450&#038;h=337" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></a></p>
<p>Anyhow, I wanted to present a clever list of occurrences, but unfortunately I&#8217;m such a shell of a person without <a href="http://www.readfortherecord.org/site/PageServer?pagename=Jstart_homepage">Jumpstart</a> that all I can think to do is this weekend&#8217;s pluses (<a title="better than a fist of five" href="http://www.cap.nsw.edu.au/QI/TOOLS/pqr/plusdelta.htm">+</a>) and deltas (<a title="yay positive thinking!" href="http://www.cap.nsw.edu.au/QI/TOOLS/pqr/plusdelta.htm">∆</a>):</p>
<ul>
<li>Bus rides
<ul>
<li>+  I wasn&#8217;t reading about <a title="Wait, was this homework?" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1859845533/sr=8-1/qid=1273718798/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&amp;me=&amp;qid=1273718798&amp;sr=8-1&amp;seller=">violent organizations</a> (what I was doing last time I was headed to La Serena&#8230; thanks,  Sociología de Organización)</li>
<li>∆  I wasn&#8217;t really doing anything &#8220;<a title="What?  Misandry?" href="http://antimisandry.com/great-men-their-historical-accomplishments/">productive</a>&#8220;&#8211;developing my philosophical autonomy and individuality is worthless (because I&#8217;m a woman&#8230;)</li>
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<li>Campsite
<ul>
<li>+  The stars and fireside conversations were out of this world</li>
<li>∆  The cars and quaint little house by our side were quite earthly.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Typical Chile
<ul>
<li>+  Palta.  Manjar.  Pisco.</li>
<li>∆  Why hello, empty reception desk.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Food
<ul>
<li>+  Garlic cloves and apples roasted over an open fire</li>
<li>∆  <a title="yoooo crank that kosher boi" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_foods">Kosher</a>.  There, now I don&#8217;t have to explain <em>what</em> it is, and I maintain my right to not answer the <a title="Haterz get mad" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bzKsuhtnls"><em>why</em></a> if I so chose.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Company
<ul>
<li>+  Nice mix of gringos and Chileans&#8230; yay <a title="EO!" href="http://www.eloasis.cl/">Oasis</a>!</li>
<li>∆  <em>2 blondes + 2 redbeards &gt; 2 Chileans</em> . . . People still yelled at us in English.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Hiking
<ul>
<li>∆  We got utterly lost.  (Ha! I put the delta first!)</li>
<li>+  Utterly lost = horses, hiking up to a mirador with a cross, and <a title="this isn't what it looks like..." href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranma_%C2%BD">Ranma</a> <a title="Don't judge.  I mostly read the manga." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbHvHsN_NI&amp;feature=related">1/2</a></li>
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<li>Holy week
<ul>
<li>+  Seeing a <a title="Papists &lt;3" href="http://www.theworkofgod.org/devotns/stations/stations-wayofthecross.htm"><em>via crucis</em></a> *</li>
<li>∆  Madeline came.</li>
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</li>
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<p><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/15312_1402696303851_1125630102_31224421_8379268_n.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-361" title="Madeline, leave Jesus alone." src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/15312_1402696303851_1125630102_31224421_8379268_n.jpg?w=450&#038;h=337" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></a>Via Crucis &#8212;-sooo these seem to be a pretty popular thing in Latin American countries; at least, I feel I&#8217;ve heard about them primarily in Spanish classes over the last eight years of my life.  Oh wait, are they all Catholic?  Oh, yes they are.</p>
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		<title>Waiting for Almuerzo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An existentialist tragicomedy in a couple of paragraphs Scene is a placid, summer garden.  The breeze tickles the pool&#8217;s surface, and her warm breath slowly lulls you to sleep.  In spite of this, I stay awake and read about universal human rights and other things that mean the world but can never be measured or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=347&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>An existentialist tragicomedy in a couple of paragraphs</h4>
<p>Scene is a placid, summer garden.  The breeze tickles the pool&#8217;s surface, and her warm breath slowly lulls you to sleep.  In spite of this, I stay awake and read about universal human rights and other things that mean the world but can never be measured or proved.</p>
<p><em>Human Rights and the <a title="What's the difference between sex and gender?" href="http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/ARTH/ARTH200/gender.html">Social Construct</a>ion of Nature</em></p>
<p>reads a subtitle.  This should be good.</p>
<p>Everything hangs; a couple hesitant, ho-hum notes from the wind chime, the laundry draped on a clothesline dangling from one vine-saturated wall to the next, and the sun has begun her spider-like descent, suspended on some invisible thread and drop, drop, dropping ever so slowly, spinning her web of light ever closer to my feet.</p>
<p>Enters Susana, exhaling a thread of smoke that hangs and floats toward the pool.  Hair up, apron on, she looks surprised to see me, asks about my studies.  She adds, “Hey, and those little notes that you leave me, I just love them.  I find them so charming: &#8220;I’m at classes, won’t be home until such-and-such a time&#8221;… they’re so straightforward and sweet.  You know, I keep all of them.” (<em>Ah yes</em>, I thought, <em>that explains the gourds</em>.)  With that, she’s back to wandering through the house, humming a classical waltz.</p>
<p>The breeze continues.  Humming.  And Susi sprinting frantically out onto the porch. Fran follows hollering, “What has she robbed this time??”  I hadn’t noticed anything in her tiny, ewok mouth.  Fran stands, eyeing Susi as the latter calmly, without shame or remorse, continues chewing on her victory until it falls from her mouth—a piece of cork.  She stares at it, head cocked to the side, and Fran’s exasperated form disappears through the doorway.  Her verdict is that the cork is unworthy of her time and energy, sits sunbathing for a moment, and then leaves me alone again.</p>
<p>At least until Tono’s oversized tiger <a title="slippers" href="http://andreayaya.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/20/slippers.jpg">pantuflas</a> lead him bleary-eyed across the stage to the computer room.  Clicking is heard within.</p>
<p><em>Coping with Contentious Foundations</em></p>
<p>ENTER key (the loudest and most certain).</p>
<p>Above the walls of green and the vines’ little footprints creeping across my door, little bursts of white, magenta, orange and yellow, and the last flourish of summer purple…</p>
<p>Enter Pelli.  Hooked umbrella in hand, he struts across the patio to the lemon tree, green with unripened lemons.  He is <a title="Christ is not impressed." href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=mark%2011:12-14&amp;version=NKJV">unimpressed</a>.  He futzes around a bit with the umbrella until PLOP into the pool falls the one yellow lemon stranded on that tree.  He fetches it out and, with dignity, collects his umbrella from the tree and is off.</p>
<p>Clicking from stage left.</p>
<p>Lunch is usually a difficult time for me; it’s simply unnatural to hold in that much laughter for that amount of time <em>and </em>while eating.  It can&#8217;t be good for the digestion.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some thoughts that have passed my head in the last couple days: I will never understand platinum blonde hair. I met a Chilean named Jonatan on Monday.  He told me his name, quickly informing me that it was missing an ‘h.’  He then pointed to his nametag where there should be an ‘h’ and said, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=337&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Some thoughts that have passed my head in the last couple days:</strong></span></p>
<p>I will never understand <a title="Almost nobody has it, but seriously?" href="http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/2/20652/28_2007/ActressQu_Steve_14508096_400.jpg">platinum blonde</a> hair.</p>
<p>I met a Chilean named Jonatan on Monday.  He told me his name, quickly informing me that it was missing an ‘h.’  He then pointed to his nametag where there should be an ‘h’ and said, “<a title="Typical." href="http://failblog.org/2008/08/07/exit-fail-2/">FAIL</a>.”  I died laughing.  He later used “<a title="you asked for it." href="http://otakunogamers.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/epic-fail.jpg">EPIC FAIL</a>.”  We talked a little about Starcraft.</p>
<p><strong>Chocolate</strong> and <strong>basil</strong> is a <a title="Emporio la rosa; you'll hear more later, I'm sure" href="http://www.emporiolarosa.cl/">great combination</a>.</p>
<p>Latest Chilean bagged item: <a title="jaja lukitas..." href="http://www.nkmp.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/promo_watts.jpg">juice concentrate</a>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure how many times watching <strong>A-ha&#8217;s</strong> &#8220;<a title="terrible 80s music video... WHY????" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg88UnBxJxk">Touchy</a>&#8221; in the Metro station is too many&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Good idea</strong>: fans in the Metro.  <strong>Dumb idea</strong>: to have those fans mist water onto you so you feel grossly cool for 1.7 seconds before hitting the thick wall of hot, sticky humidity in a train that forces skin-to-skin contact on you.  Santiago is fairly dry; keep it that way.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Lessons in Chilean:</strong></span></p>
<p><em>Andar a pata pelada</em>&#8211;literally going around with peeled paws.  I&#8217;m always barefoot, and my parents always think I&#8217;ll be cold.  It&#8217;s summer here.</p>
<p><em>Te fijaí</em>—(frequently used at the end of a phrase…like cachaí)  You know?  Did you catch that?</p>
<p><em>Ponte tú</em>—basically another way of saying, ‘you know,’ or ‘you realize’… I think of “<strong>don’t cha know</strong>” in Minnesota for any of the three “you knows” listed above.</p>
<p><em>Banano</em>—<strong>Fanny pack</strong>.  It’s what all the cool kids here do.  I’m getting one.  Probably today, even.  <strong>Don’t judge me</strong>.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">Funny story about fanny packs: a Chilean friend in Oasis (Ricardo) was explaining something to another gringa and me (probably pickpockets or something), and he said, “See, I just wear my banano here,” indicating with both hands the area where he wears it… I’m not sure I have to go into much detail here, but I will say that we gringas were scandalized.</p>
<p><em>Pega</em>—work…</p>
<p><em>Penca</em>—I love this word.  It can mean many things, though… and I have made the mistake of leaving the meaning up in the air before.  Here are some uses: <strong>boring</strong>/fome, <strong>shoddy</strong>/low quality, I guess it can mean <strong>artichoke</strong>, or <a title="It means penis." href="http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection.">…ummm&#8230;</a></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">A friend of mine was describing the most penca situation he’d been in, which was crashing on a couple of couches at a sold-out hostel in Buenos Aires.  I talked about a leaky, super-penca hostel I stayed in in Viña del Mar.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">A couple days later, Ricardo asked me what my favorite Chilenismo was. (How could I chose??)  I said a couple things and then, “Me gusta ‘penca’.”  Laughter and an exclamation: EPIC FAIL.</p>
<p><em>Apogón—</em>blackout&#8230; they happen here.  Twice in the last week, in fact.  That means no electricity, no internet, and no cellphone service.  But don&#8217;t worry; I just light a mosquito repellent candle in my room.  And now I can pull out my <a title="tradicional midget instrument; more to come" href="http://saintpaulsunday.publicradio.org/features/9705_rumillajta/images/musician_jorge.jpg">charango</a>.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Replicas List of incredibly Chilean things I’ve done within the first 3 days in Chile: Eaten: Dulce de Membrillo, Avocado (palta, po), Mote con huesillo, Super 8, Alfajores, Marequetas (chilean bread), Big Time gum, TUNA (not what you think it is), Cuchuflíesmmmmm Attended: A choripanada (a get-together where you eat these), No classes Kissed: People [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=320&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Replicas</h1>
<h3>List of incredibly Chilean things I’ve done within the first 3 days in Chile:</h3>
<p>Eaten:</p>
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<li><a title="wikipedia's description" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_de_membrillo" target="_blank">Dulce de Membrillo</a>,</li>
<li>Avocado (palta, po),</li>
<li><a title="wikipedia's description" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mote_con_huesillo" target="_blank">Mote con huesillo,</a></li>
<li><a title="chocolate wafers" href="http://dulcedelechestore.com/nesu8gadech6.html" target="_blank">Super 8</a>,</li>
<li><a title="mmmmmanjar" href="http://www.internationalrecipes.net/find/Chilean%20Alfajores" target="_blank">Alfajores</a>,</li>
<li>Marequetas (chilean bread),</li>
<li>Big Time gum,</li>
<li><a title="I guess it's a prickly pear..." href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opuntia#As_food" target="_blank">TUNA</a> (<a title="Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw; When you pick a pear, try to use the claw!" href="http://weblogs.nrc.nl/crisisgrappen/files/2008/10/junglebook01.jpg" target="_blank">not what you think it is</a>),</li>
<li><a title="cylindrical cookie filled with manjar" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Cuchufli.jpg" target="_blank">Cuchuflíes</a>mmmmm</li>
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<p>Attended:</p>
<ul>
<li>A choripanada (a get-together where you eat <a title="chorizo sausages" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sfsW4npTbDw/SLeS9WvbZzI/AAAAAAAAAg4/T2fhsBhxNpQ/s400/parrilla+carbon.jpg" target="_blank">these</a>),</li>
<li>No classes</li>
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<p>Kissed:</p>
<div id="attachment_324" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 404px"><a href="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/11035_206259867447_700152447_4009813_6844407_n.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-324" title="Friends from Oasis!" src="http://gabriellebills.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/11035_206259867447_700152447_4009813_6844407_n.jpg?w=450" alt=""   /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">People I know</p></div>
<ul>
<li>People I know,</li>
<li><a title="I'd kiss 'em" href="http://www.starnewsgroup.com.au/photos/star/week37_07//large/fiesta01-wic5.jpg" target="_blank">People I don’t know</a>,</li>
<li><a title="Piñera and Bachelet" href="http://www.lasveladas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pinera_bachelet.jpg" target="_blank">People I’m getting to know</a>,</li>
<li>Susi</li>
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<p>Made:</p>
<ul>
<li>3 unfruitful phone calls,</li>
<li>Mashed avocado,</li>
<li>Fome(cheesy) jokes</li>
</ul>
<p>Ignored:</p>
<ul>
<li>Aftershockssss,</li>
<li>People sneezing</li>
</ul>
<h3><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Non Chilean things</span></h3>
<p>Been:</p>
<ul>
<li>On time for a party,</li>
<li>Friends with people of the opposite sex/gender,</li>
<li>Pale,</li>
<li>Ginger</li>
</ul>
<p>Gone:</p>
<ul>
<li>Running for fun</li>
<li>To La Reina instead of Ñuñoa (I got lost on the public transportation, OK?)</li>
</ul>
<p>Said:</p>
<ul>
<li>Estaba instead of ‘ta’a</li>
<li>¿Cómo estás? instead of ¿Cómo estaí?</li>
<li>&#8220;Escúchame&#8221; instead of &#8220;Péscame&#8221; (listen to me/ fish me&#8230;)</li>
</ul>
<p>Avoided:</p>
<ul>
<li>Meat,</li>
<li>Soda,</li>
<li>Mullets</li>
</ul>
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		<description><![CDATA[March 8, 2010 I’m not yet back in Santiago, but there is something foreboding in the air, which is saturated with rapid-fire Spanish and fostering a remarkably high number of mullets. A couple mullet donners animatedly discuss vacán happenings in Chile, po. And so the second half of the journey begins. This time around, I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gabriellebills.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8732039&amp;post=313&amp;subd=gabriellebills&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>March 8, 2010</p>
<p>I’m not yet back in Santiago, but there is something foreboding in the air, which is saturated with rapid-fire Spanish and fostering a remarkably high number of <a title="Captain Planet has a mullet." href="http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/captainplanet.jpg" target="_blank">mullets</a>.  A couple mullet donners animatedly discuss vacán happenings in Chile, po.</p>
<p>And so the second half of the journey begins.</p>
<p>This time around, I have to convince myself that they are Chilean; I’ve become so accustomed to the accent and look of the people that it’s hard for me to differentiate.  One adolescent girl is wearing the large faux pearl earrings that I made a game of last semester, counting how many I would see each morning on the metro.  The shoes are not like the beat-up sneakers Americans might wear.  The name “Chile” is pronounced with that percussive “ch” (almost “ts”) that indicates higher classes in the country.  And you can be certain not a blonde or fellow ginger sits among us.  But really, the mullets give them away.  So many mullets.  I think two thirds of the men around me right now have them.  And if I were to only count those age 15 to 30… I’d say over 90%.</p>
<p>It’s been a stressful week, as I spent it in an unexpected country.  I know all my friends and family members have been worrying about the situation in Chile after the <a title="NY TIMES" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/02/world/americas/02chile.html" target="_blank">8.8 earthquake</a> that hit 8 days ago, but life goes on, and I can’t stay away from the country forever.  In the meantime, classes at the Universidad Católica started today, which means I’ve had the startling opportunity to miss two days of classes even before signing up for them!  I pray all will work itself out soon.  While it does, I hope you all will be patient with me if I’m slow with communication; I promise I haven’t fled the country with the sole purpose of getting away from you all.</p>
<p>March 9, 2010</p>
<p>Upon arrival in Chile:</p>
<p>We’re told that there are complications with getting through customs and wait for another half hour in the plane.  Once we do get off, the problem becomes clear.  The airport had sustained damage in the earthquake, and so all checking and customs was happening outside in <a title="Too soon Chiloé" href="http://www.chiloe.cl/" target="_blank">tents</a>.  I lined up in the summer sun and heat for over an hour, clarified that alpaca goods were acceptable to bring into the country (I noticed a huge bin with a picture of flames covering it; above was a sign saying LAST CHANCE and had pictures of honey, meat, artisanal goods, and other things unacceptable to take into the country.  I was terrified.), and found a taxi to take me home.</p>
<p>The taxi driver discussed the earthquake’s damages, speculating the time it will take to recover, especially because the <a title="I've been to El Teniente!" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/01/world/americas/01copper.html?fta=y" target="_blank">copper industry </a>has taken a big hit.  He pointed out a bridge that had been cracked open in the quake.  He described incredible beauty down in the <a title="Maule--Wiki" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maule_Region" target="_blank">seventh region</a> of Chile and how heartbreaking it is that those cities are in ruins.  Despite all this, I was increasingly excited until we arrived at my house and were greeted by Susi’s enthusiastic yips.</p>
<p>All is well in Santiago.  <strong>Send me your mailing and email addresses</strong>.</p>
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